8 years. it only took 8 years for me to start missing my first exposure to degenerate anime culture in a book wrapper. Everything was simpler then: there were few sites with titles; There are even fewer nonsense transfers from industrial goods; there are only a few good titles. Not to mention the taste buds rejoiced at every new piece of shit from the Japanese entertainment industry’s trash bin. I would remember many titles, but at the moment my gaze fell on a perfect example of creative impotence. Readings that have gone from “good for a beer” to garbage in one and a half volumes. out of three, as well as a visual aid on how to screw up a character in which the grandfather visited. Apocalypse Alice.
To ̵̝̦͕̱̠͖͚̠͇̹͉͖͋͌̂̏̀̊ͅP̵͕͖̔̂̒̇̀͐̿̀̒̃̚͠ͅ ̢̡̘̹̙͈̗̲̞̻͉̥Р̶̉̚͜О̸̠͈͐̏͆̈́̏̒̃̂͑̎̋͊̈́͝П̷͌ ̨̧̹̖͔͚̩̹̟̟̻̘̫̩̞̘̓̔͆̿̐̈́̂̔͊͗͒̾͜͠Ӑ̷͋̊͋͑͋ ͇̲͕̲̮̋̍Ļ̶̢̻̩͍̳̗̆̓̈́͗͛͑͘̕͜͝А̷̨̦͎̾̒̒̇͆̅̚ ̸̨͉̗͍̻̺̜͚̮̯̩̘͕̳͚̇͌̈́А̸̨̨̡͕̤̙͎͎̟̜̓̒̎̊ ̡͍̜͉͙̟͜Л̸͉̙̇̂̑̀̾̀̓̎̈̓̈͐̋̋͘͝Ӥ̸́͌̎̑͂͊ ̟̺̭͕̥̲̩̱̲͈͈̋͛̃̚͜͜͜С̶̩͉̾͂͐̔͋̊́̿̿̐͋̐̒ ̨̢͈̙̤͓̣͙͔̙͓̟ͅА̶̟̺͕̺̮̭̳̬͙̳͂̀̑̈́͋́̋̐͆͘͘?̸̨̦̲̹̝̱͙̑͑̿̓̓́̾̕!̶̡̨̛̖̯̬͚̗̮̳̫̣̗͍̼̜̏͗̍̑̈ ̶̨̫͙͚͚̙͍̗̬͎̻̼̟̼̆͆̅̓̽͊͝К̵̡̦̫͓͉̀̇͒͒͒͊͗͆́̿͌̊̈́́͝У̸͐̀̋́͗͆̀͋͝͝ ̫̯̟̰̪͆̀Д̸̨̡̛͖̥̦̫͙̪͉͇̯̭̥͎̪̑̽̄͑͒́͌̃̅͑͊́̅̕̚А̸̬̭͓̱̳̭̪͕͇͋̍͗͌͠ ̶̨̧̠͕̫̣̞̪̼̘̣̟͇̖̣͒̅̆̾̏͂̏̃̈́̉́͌̕͠P̴̛̦̫̮͖̗̲̲ Р̵̗̥͙͉͉̝̗͔͖̜̫͖̹̆̓͊̊̈̃̃́̂̿́̽̊̑͘͝О̵̗̼̤͐͗̎͘̕͘ ̨͔П̵̗̾̏̈̔̿̌̈́́̌̈́̓͑̚͘̕͝͝А̶̡̧̤͕̘̰̞̜͚̯̮̎̔̏͂̑ͅ ͖͚Л̴̨̢̧̰̲̯͙̭͙̲͇͖͓̩̩͈̅͋̑̀̍́̈́̀̌̃̕͠А̸̛̣͆̂̆̇̌͘ ̴͎̼̖̻͛͛̃͑̈͆̇͂̇̾̕̕А̸̡͇̓́̎̉̑́͒͗̑̒͝ ̧̧͇͖̜̣̤̭̖̫͜Л̷̩̙͙̱̝̪̝̜͚͑̽̾̂̊̈́̈͂͜ͅ ̗̠̠Į̷̰̻̺̮̃̌͛͂̽͂̊̎̏́̋͘͝С̵̓̓̊͊͂̍̄ ̡̩͉͓͍́̌͐̓Ӓ̵̨͕̱̰̝͓͕͔̲́̀͐̎̀̊͛̈͂̓̓̕?̷̨͍͉̣͙͚̯̙̦̰͉̤̭͉͖́̽̒̂͋̉̂̑!̴̣̭̮̟̗͉̺̗̮̐̕ ̶̰̳̝̬̭͑͗͒͂̆̀͝ͅК̸̘͓̥͔̯̬̖͐̄̈́̈̉̄̾Ӳ̴̢̢̫̪͔̜̽̇̔̎͂ ̳Д̴̛̘̗̯͖͐͂͌̓̀̾̈̔͒͛̋̈́̽̆̚А̴̛̖̀́̀͌͑͐̈́̿̋̏̆͘̚͝͝ͅͅ ̷͓̭͜͠П̶̛̘̱̺̌̑̓̋͐̉̋̿̐̚̚͝Р̵̡̢̛̛̤͔̺̰̹̩̤̠͎̦̏͂͐͑͑̃͋̽̄̑͝͠ ̢̭̼̟̘О̴̧̠͉̯͎̣͙̼͎̗̱̹͈̆̃̑̐́̀͗́̒̄͊͗͜ͅP̶͂͊͂͊̊͆̀͗̄͛̄͛͆͝͝ ̧̙̼̬̹͓̺̝͉̫̅̿Ӓ̴̧̤̣͓̻̼͇͚̝̬̞̤̖̻́͐̿̊̅̓̇̍̀̈́̕͜͠͝ͅL̸̀̎̄̒̚ And ̵̠̙̖͓̈́̊͊͛̈́̓̐̏̓͋̿͝͝А̵͓̽̾͋͋̊̄͆̒͑́̌̂͆̀̚͝Л̴͌̏͐͆̏̆̚ ̼̩И̶̫͈͙͙͓͎́̀̓͂С̷̛̬͉̒̐̈́̈́̓̽̏̓̀̓̿̆͝͝Ӓ̴̪̝̳̺̲̦̬̺́͂͗͠?̵̲̖̫̩̰̆!̶̧̘̺͕̃̂̀̉̓́͊͌̑͝

Here they are, your favorite characters: Hypocritical Contraceptive; Profurset; Owner of Rear Wheel Drive; CMS according to PMS.

A dangerous disease has appeared in the https://spinzillacasino.co.uk/games/ Earth of an alternative historical orientation. "Hell’s Period". A female affected by it begins to bleed with her eyes and, with her hysteria, create a territory that is no longer suitable for habitation by any forms of life. In order to let the new master in and destroy the dungeon, various states and secret organizations are preparing young boys next door, providing powerful right version headphones that enhance the body and dick. The task is to arrange a deadly fisting for the master in a short time, because illegal developments on a huge scale are not subject to tax. The main gayroy, Arisu Shinosuke, wanted to transfer from self-employment to a gym, where they train people who have traveled like him. Why did this narcissistic piece of microwave even need this activity?? The goal is simple – money and resources to fulfill your main goal, namely fisting your sister. this sounds much better than the original. It seems that in 2015, this edge cocktail had every chance of popularity, since the pedestal of the “slapstick character” was only held by Hachiman from Oregairu, and maybe Sosaka from Narika. However, we move on to the most important feature of this title – acceleration to break through the bottom in 0.01 microseconds to supersonic speed.

Actually, this is a spoiler, but who in their right mind would read this piece of graphomaniac crap??
"Are you talking about the title or your article??"
Yes

In short, starting from half of the second volume, the plot: says that he is a good-natured poseur; forces him to trust his friends and change his rotten essence; and gives an UNEXPECTED BACK STAB at the end. "Perhaps this is all well written?" – someone would probably ask such a question, but just in case I declare that the author of this parasha is Kagami Takaya. Well, that is, the author of The Last Seraphim and The Legend of Legendary Heroes, which already hints at the level of competence. And the third volume. mmmmm, just the icing on this dung cake, all thanks to the ending. All Shinosuke’s efforts in developing a plan to destroy the dungeon without fatal fisting is his sister’s cunning plan to turn the entire fucking Earth into this very dungeon. To answer obvious questions like: What is the Hellish PMS virus; What did corporations want in the end? Who is the shota scientist helping Mr. and so on. go towards coordinates N 24° 57′ 29.8787" E 104° 55′ 58.7952. Perhaps the author wanted to finish off this corpse quickly, and the editor with a whip is forcing him to write a third volume, but among low-quality Japanese teenage literature this is simply an ideal example of the maximum concentration of hu. crap in the title. Is this worth the "so bad it’s good" nomination?? The answer is read DxD or Campione, but about Mokushiroku Alice will only waste your time and leave you with the taste of an ebony stick in your mouth.

Maybe someone is interested in this, but I’m just stealing illustrations from Ruranobe so that the article has at least some pictures. Maybe I should have been more responsible, but. This is Apocalypse Alice and I want minuses, that’s why this shitty article is not a bug, but a feature.

AND. at the writing stage, I already wanted to summarize at least some conclusions, but in search of illustrations I looked into the author’s afterwords. and you know what? The afterwords are the best part of this three-volume misunderstanding. The author is seriously happy and enjoys the result of the vital activity of his sphincter, crooked like a serpentine road near the Caucasus Mountains! Moreover, if you follow all the afterwords, you can see the progress of the shit – from the realization that it turned out to be some kind of crap, to sincere pleasure from the “work” done. I would cut out the quotes, but everyone has Google, so I’ll leave the dive into the depths of the proctologist up to your discretion. Listen to metal, don’t read shit (and if you’ve finished reading it, my respects), and have a nice day everyone.

PS: I say hello to some of the articles from one team of translators, to whom I promised a review. well, better late than never.

Carp Procrastinator